Difference between revisions of "Jokes"
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This page should eventually be split into: [[Jokes to convey ideas]], [[Humor]], [[Satire]]. | This page should eventually be split into: [[Jokes to convey ideas]], [[Humor]], [[Satire]]. | ||
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Why should you eat eggs benedict on a hubcap for Christmas dinner? <br> | Why should you eat eggs benedict on a hubcap for Christmas dinner? <br> | ||
--because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise. | --because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise. | ||
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I should add the Joke Convention "356" joke. | I should add the Joke Convention "356" joke. | ||
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https://statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu/2021/01/07/xkcd-curve-fitting-methods-and-the-messages-they-send/ | https://statmodeling.stat.columbia.edu/2021/01/07/xkcd-curve-fitting-methods-and-the-messages-they-send/ | ||
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[[Babylon Bee reports]]: | [[Babylon Bee reports]]: | ||
https://babylonbee.com/news/ignorant-republicans-riot-and-dont-even-get-a-free-big-screen-tv-out-of-it/?utm_content=buffer8acdc&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer<br> | https://babylonbee.com/news/ignorant-republicans-riot-and-dont-even-get-a-free-big-screen-tv-out-of-it/?utm_content=buffer8acdc&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer<br> | ||
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https://babylonbee.com/news/lets-all-remain-peaceful-says-trump-in-clear-incitement-to-violence/?utm_content=bufferbf3b6&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer<br> | https://babylonbee.com/news/lets-all-remain-peaceful-says-trump-in-clear-incitement-to-violence/?utm_content=bufferbf3b6&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer<br> | ||
https://babylonbee.com/news/amazoncom-thrown-off-aws-for-selling-trumps-art-of-the-deal/?utm_content=buffer70d84&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer | https://babylonbee.com/news/amazoncom-thrown-off-aws-for-selling-trumps-art-of-the-deal/?utm_content=buffer70d84&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer | ||
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Patient: Doctor, what should I do to get over my cold? <br> | Patient: Doctor, what should I do to get over my cold? <br> | ||
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Patient: But then I'll get pneumonia!<br> | Patient: But then I'll get pneumonia!<br> | ||
Doctor: Right. And *that*, we can cure. | Doctor: Right. And *that*, we can cure. | ||
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Alex Kontorovich@AlexKontorovich | Alex Kontorovich@AlexKontorovich | ||
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Claim: 10+10 = 11+11 | Claim: 10+10 = 11+11 | ||
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11+11 = twenty too | 11+11 = twenty too | ||
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Revision as of 17:22, 12 January 2021
This page should eventually be split into: Jokes to convey ideas, Humor, Satire.
https://quillette.com/2021/01/07/the-death-of-political-cartooning-and-why-it-matters/
Why should you eat eggs benedict on a hubcap for Christmas dinner?
--because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
I should add the Joke Convention "356" joke.
Babylon Bee reports:
https://babylonbee.com/news/ignorant-republicans-riot-and-dont-even-get-a-free-big-screen-tv-out-of-it/?utm_content=buffer8acdc&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
https://babylonbee.com/news/after-being-kicked-off-social-media-trump-forced-to-go-door-to-door-and-shout-rigged-election?utm_content=buffer59fcc&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-sneaks-back-on-twitter-by-disguising-self-as-pr-rep-for-chinese-communist-party
https://babylonbee.com/news/lets-all-remain-peaceful-says-trump-in-clear-incitement-to-violence/?utm_content=bufferbf3b6&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
https://babylonbee.com/news/amazoncom-thrown-off-aws-for-selling-trumps-art-of-the-deal/?utm_content=buffer70d84&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer
Patient: Doctor, what should I do to get over my cold?
Doctor: I'm afraid we have no cure for the common cold.
Patient: Surely you can think of something!
Doctor: Well, yes: take a shower and then go naked into your yard in the 20-degree weather for half an hour.
Patient: But then I'll get pneumonia!
Doctor: Right. And *that*, we can cure.
Alex Kontorovich@AlexKontorovich
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