{"id":1031,"date":"2015-04-02T09:10:29","date_gmt":"2015-04-02T14:10:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rasmusen.org\/special\/ameliajane\/?p=1031"},"modified":"2015-07-12T17:14:22","modified_gmt":"2015-07-12T22:14:22","slug":"species-of-lout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rasmusen.org\/special\/ameliajane\/archives\/1031","title":{"rendered":"Species of Lout"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t stand it any longer &#8211; that kind of teenage boy that lurks around every corner in every public school , the kind that collects girlfriends (who knows how) like he collects dirt and always mutters profanity no matter what the context.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>These people (if you can call them human) are the reason I am not a murderer these days. You can&#8217;t kill the decent people or you&#8217;ll be left with the louts, but you don&#8217;t want to kill the louts because it&#8217;s just too much effort with not much satisfaction.<\/p>\n<p>Ach! And then they pass by moaning as they watch porn on their school iPads, and then their voices crack, and then I feel like throwing them in a lake with a tremendous catapult or dumping them in with a bulldozer.<\/p>\n<p>Once in a blue moon I feel sorry for them and wonder what problems they are going through. But I usually nip in the bud any hint of sympathy \u00a0and try to find somewhere to hide where I don&#8217;t have to listen to their slurred voices drawling, moaning and babbling on and on about their &#8220;women&#8221; and their video games.<\/p>\n<p>Okay I&#8217;m done now.<\/p>\n<p>farewell<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t stand it any longer &#8211; that kind of teenage boy that lurks around every corner in every public school , the kind that collects girlfriends (who knows how) like he collects dirt and always mutters profanity no matter what the context.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[145,250,43,251,35,97,11],"class_list":["post-1031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writings","tag-boston","tag-boys","tag-dead","tag-hate","tag-humor","tag-report","tag-school"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4WcVY-gD","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rasmusen.org\/special\/ameliajane\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rasmusen.org\/special\/ameliajane\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rasmusen.org\/special\/ameliajane\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rasmusen.org\/special\/ameliajane\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rasmusen.org\/special\/ameliajane\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1031"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/rasmusen.org\/special\/ameliajane\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1130,"href":"https:\/\/rasmusen.org\/special\/ameliajane\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1031\/revisions\/1130"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rasmusen.org\/special\/ameliajane\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rasmusen.org\/special\/ameliajane\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rasmusen.org\/special\/ameliajane\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}