{"id":1108,"date":"2017-12-02T12:50:02","date_gmt":"2017-12-02T17:50:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rasmusen.org\/special\/ameliajane\/?p=1108"},"modified":"2019-10-13T16:37:58","modified_gmt":"2019-10-13T21:37:58","slug":"i-mustache-you-a-question-philosophers-with-facial-hair-hall-of-fame","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rasmusen.org\/special\/ameliajane\/archives\/1108","title":{"rendered":"MUSTACHE Questions: Gallery of Philosophers With Facial Hair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Here\u00a0be whiskers.<strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/thumb\/b\/bb\/Psalter_World_Map%2C_c.1265.jpg\/800px-Psalter_World_Map%2C_c.1265.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"1160\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/m5.paperblog.com\/i\/71\/714928\/movember-journal-2013-day-10-mo-bro-hall-of-f-L-iouah2.png?w=640\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Nietzszchszxchzche &#8220;Most Pessimistic&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.demotivationalposters.org\/image\/demotivational-poster\/small\/0802\/nietzsche-mustache-demotivational-poster-1202871955.jpg?w=640\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Marx &#8220;Most Optimistic&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/ciudadanocine.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/07\/groucho-marx.jpeg?w=640\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Oops; not you. Let&#8217;s try again.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/steemitimages.com\/0x0\/https%3A\/\/steemitimages.com\/DQmPyAYJZ3vLKQfVdHDxuZK8wjJX8c2mK8F7sVqKpMCHtG8\/marx%20meme.jpg?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Image result for marx beard meme\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/qph.is.quoracdn.net\/main-qimg-77916ea94997854174aa7345898d05fe?convert_to_webp=true\" alt=\"\" width=\"547\" height=\"410\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Hobbes &#8220;Most Realistic&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/picsmine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/037-Thomas-Hobbes-Quotes.jpg?w=640\" alt=\"Image result for thomas hobbes meme\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/cdn-webimages.wimages.net\/0517a43150c0a944570dede9b7663e5ba249-wm.jpg?resize=600%2C863&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"863\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Calvin &#8220;Was Predestined to Be on This List&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.pinimg.com\/736x\/97\/a4\/29\/97a42907aef61131d7e6dc998a498778--john-calvin-memoir.jpg?w=640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Image result for john calvin meme\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">G.K. Chesterton &#8220;Defended Common Sense Before it Was Cool&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/eastdailyoffice.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/06\/gkchesterton-ernestherbertmills-1909-natlportraitgallery.jpg?w=640&#038;resize=566%2C698\" alt=\"\" width=\"566\" height=\"698\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Socrates &#8220;Best Teacher&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/vlhval.files.wordpress.com\/2013\/10\/meme3.jpg?resize=361%2C481\" alt=\"\" width=\"361\" height=\"481\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Epicurus &#8220;Started the YOLO fad&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/static4.quoteswave.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/Death-does-not-concern-us.jpg?w=640\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Einstein &#8220;Most Cheesy Quotes&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT0ueC90GAMi4CmJgaMcj_-RwkBsAaAL88U19c75Ochk78uWXh_\" alt=\"\" width=\"438\" height=\"292\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So inspirational&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com\/236x\/b3\/1f\/58\/b31f5898f7510cded8e930bb074a3e00.jpg?resize=521%2C542&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"521\" height=\"542\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Heidegger &#8220;Best at Compartmentalizing Different Aspects of the Dasein&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.quickmeme.com\/img\/28\/281ff78a4faef9bc161c97dd5032f0339e5e2fa0e038c0adfad01c468c3d298b.jpg?resize=531%2C495\" alt=\"\" width=\"531\" height=\"495\" \/><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\"><\/h2>\n<h2 style=\"text-align: center;\">Special Appearance Awards:<\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Confucius &#8220;Best Eyebrows&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.biography.com\/.image\/t_share\/MTE5NDg0MDU0OTMwNjg3NTAz\/confucius-9254926-2-402.jpg?resize=543%2C543&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Image result for confucius\" width=\"543\" height=\"543\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/a1.files.biography.com\/image\/upload\/c_fit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cdpr_1.0%2Ch_1200%2Cq_80%2Cw_1200\/MTE5NDg0MDU0OTMwNjg3NTAz.jpg?resize=581%2C581\" alt=\"\" width=\"581\" height=\"581\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Boethius &#8220;Sassiest Stache&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/catholicsaints.info\/wp-content\/uploads\/img-Blessed-Severinus-Boethius.jpg?resize=307%2C334\" alt=\"\" width=\"307\" height=\"334\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Thoreau &#8220;Best Amish Beard&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/a\/a9\/Thoreau1967stamp.jpg\" alt=\"Image result for thoreau stamp\" width=\"191\" height=\"297\" \/><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And Farewell.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com\/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR0tSbHbFIzhMgCUu2aEgo1ylgDCYN2WxLba4tSgFoYtXVGcnTI\" alt=\"\" width=\"337\" height=\"337\" 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