{"id":205,"date":"2014-01-16T20:14:30","date_gmt":"2014-01-16T20:14:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rasmusen.org\/special\/ameliajane\/?p=205"},"modified":"2014-01-18T17:36:03","modified_gmt":"2014-01-18T17:36:03","slug":"cool-title-bank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rasmusen.org\/special\/ameliajane\/archives\/205","title":{"rendered":"*Cool Title Bank*"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was just making up cool titles and book ideas for no apparent reason just now.<\/em><\/p>\n

The Sign of Jonah\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Dipyramid<\/span><\/p>\n

2 Teaspoons of Morphine<\/p>\n

Enstupidated<\/span><\/p>\n

A Greater Rage<\/p>\n

Echolalia<\/span><\/p>\n

Not Weird, Just Different: A Book of Euphemisms<\/span><\/p>\n

Shattered<\/span><\/p>\n

Hunting Down the Wind<\/p>\n

She Came by Day<\/p>\n

So I Hated Life<\/p>\n

Dissolved Stars<\/p>\n

God of a Fiery Soul<\/p>\n

The Pond<\/p>\n

Smarmy People<\/span><\/p>\n

A Flibbertigibbet<\/p>\n

Then tHeY Came<\/span><\/p>\n

Explode<\/p>\n

Postapocalyptic<\/p>\n

Lights in the Sky<\/p>\n

Kill the Whales, Save the Snails<\/span> <——————– [don’t ask]<\/em><\/p>\n

But it Wouldn’t Smell as Sweet<\/p>\n

A Die in the Sky<\/span><\/p>\n

Praeludium<\/p>\n

The Panther Pauses<\/p>\n

Lost in the Mix<\/span><\/p>\n

Everyone was Deathly Pale<\/p>\n

A Chat on the Portico<\/span><\/p>\n

My World<\/p>\n

Abandon Pretense<\/span><\/p>\n

The Truth Hurts<\/p>\n

Sneakers and Sweatpants<\/p>\n

The Monsters in the Closet<\/span><\/p>\n

Why?<\/p>\n

In the Dark<\/p>\n

Greetings, Fellow Conspirators.<\/span><\/p>\n

He’s at a Digital Age<\/p>\n

Ugly Shoes<\/p>\n

On the Inside<\/p>\n

The Clueless Public<\/p>\n

Evenstar<\/p>\n

Averted Eyes and Shadowed Glances<\/span><\/p>\n

My Life Passed Before Me<\/span><\/p>\n

A Bad Combination<\/span><\/p>\n

Slapped<\/p>\n

Plummeting into the Void<\/span><\/p>\n

The Imagination<\/span> (the story of how a girl is trapped in her friend’s imagination)<\/p>\n

Parasite<\/p>\n

Stuck in the Shadows<\/span> (the story of a sidekick)<\/p>\n

Insomniac<\/p>\n

Fly Away!<\/p>\n

Where I Live<\/p>\n

Simply Ephemeral<\/p>\n

[I colored ones I like red]<\/em><\/p>\n

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