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There was a great Bolshie named Lenin<br> | There was a great Bolshie named Lenin<br> | ||
Who did 2 or 3 million men in.<br> | Who did 2 or 3 million men in.<br> | ||
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That grand Bolshie Stalin did 10 in. | That grand Bolshie Stalin did 10 in. | ||
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| + | Oh no, you naughty Christine!<br> | ||
| + | You've ruined the Tory machine.<br> | ||
| + | To lie in the nude<br> | ||
| + | Is merely quite rude<br> | ||
| + | But to lie in the House is obscene.<br> | ||
| − | One fine summer day in the city, | + | . <br> |
| − | A Classmate named Chris Hurt (not Kitty) | + | One fine summer day in the city, <br> |
| − | Discovered and found | + | A Classmate named Chris Hurt (not Kitty) <br> |
| − | That he savored the sound | + | Discovered and found <br> |
| − | Of birthday wishes so witty. | + | That he savored the sound <br> |
| + | Of birthday wishes so witty. <br> | ||
Latest revision as of 08:41, 13 May 2023
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There was a great Bolshie named Lenin
Who did 2 or 3 million men in.
That’s a lot to have done in.
But where he did 1 in
That grand Bolshie Stalin did 10 in.
.
Oh no, you naughty Christine!
You've ruined the Tory machine.
To lie in the nude
Is merely quite rude
But to lie in the House is obscene.
.
One fine summer day in the city,
A Classmate named Chris Hurt (not Kitty)
Discovered and found
That he savored the sound
Of birthday wishes so witty.
