Limericks

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There was a great Bolshie named Lenin
Who did 2 or 3 million men in.
That’s a lot to have done in.
But where he did 1 in
That grand Bolshie Stalin did 10 in.

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Oh no, you naughty Christine!
You've ruined the Tory machine.
To lie in the nude
Is merely quite rude
But to lie in the House is obscene.

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One fine summer day in the city,
A Classmate named Chris Hurt (not Kitty)
Discovered and found
That he savored the sound
Of birthday wishes so witty.