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Country and Western
Doctor Time, have mercy on me
Rick Trevino (1994). The music video is at You-Tube.
Maybe the jukebox can heal up a heartache But I'd go into debt Maybe the whiskey can wipe out a memory But it only hurts my head Maybe some dancin' will pick me up But the best songs always ends Now I'm down to tellin' myself Time is a fool's best friend [Chorus] Doctor Time, have mercy on me Don't wait too long to set me free Doctor Time, I'm countin' on you 'Cause you're the only one Who can pull me through
Chains, Chains, Shackles and Chains
Love was never meant to be a one-way street I was never meant to be falling at your feet You got me where you want me And I don't know what to do You don't belong to me but I belong to you in these Chains, chains, shackles and chains No matter what it takes some day I'm gonna break these Chains, chains, shackles and chains These love taking, heart breaking Cold, hard, lonely making chains . . .
Live Like You Were Dying
Said I was in my early 40's With a lot of life before me When a moment came that stopped me on a dime I spent most of the next days, lookin' at the x-rays Talkin' 'bout the options and talkin' 'bout sweet time Asked him when it sank in That this might really be the real end How's it hit ya, when you get that kind of news Man what ya do And he says [Chorus 1] I went sky divin' I went Rocky Mountain climbin' I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Manchu And I loved deeper And I spoke sweeter And I gave forgiveness I've been denying And he said someday I hope you get the chance To live like you were dyin' <\pre> ===Shotgun Boogie=== (Tennessee Ernie Ford, lyrics too). <pre> There it stands in the corner with the barrel so straight I looked out the window and over the gate The big, fat rabbits are a-jumpin' in the grass Wait'll they hear my old shotgun blast Shotgun Boogie, I done saw your tracks Look out Mr. Rabbit when I cock my hammer back Well, over on the ridge is a scaly bark Hick'ry nuts so big you can see 'em in the dark The big fat squirrels they scratch and they bite I'll be on that ridge before daylight Shotgun Boogie, all I need is one shot Look out bushy tail, tonight you'll be in the pot Well, I met a pretty gal, she was tall and thin I asked her what she had, she said: "A Fox Four-Ten" I looked her up and down and said: "Boy, this is love" So we headed for the brush to shoot a big fat dove Shotgun Boogie, boy the feathers flew Look out Mister Dove when she draws a bead on you I sat down on a log, took her on my lap She said, "Wait a minute, bub, you got to see my Pap He's got a sixteen-gauge choked down like a rifle He don't like a man that's a-gonna trifle" Shotgun Boogie, draws a bead so fine Look out big boy, he's loaded all the time Well, I called on her Pap like a gentleman oughta He said: "No brush hunter's gonna get my daughter" He cocked back the hammer right on the spot When the gun went off, I outran the shot Shotgun Boogie, I wanted wedding bells I'll be back little gal, when your pappy runs out of shells
I'm the only Hell my Mama Ever Raised
(Johnny Paycheck) Songwriters: Bobby Borchers / Mack Vickery / Wayne Kemp .
I can tell my mama's short on loving me I guess that's why she let me go so far Mama tried to stop me short of stealing I guess that's why I had to steal that car She told me not to smoke it But I did and it took me far away And I turned out to be The only hell my mama ever raised Well, I rolled into Atlanta, stolen tags and almost out of gas Yeah, I had to get some money, lately I'd learned how to get it fast Those neon lights was calling me and somehow I just had to get downtown So I reached into the glove box, another liquor store went down And I said 'Precious memories', take me back to the good ol' days' Let me hear my men and sing, 'Rock of Ages, Cleft for Me' She tried to turn me on to Jesus, but I turned on to the devil's ways And I turned out to be the only hell my mama ever raised When they put them handcuffs on me, Lord how I fought to resist But agent clamped 'em tighter, 'til that metal bit into my wrist They took my belt and my billfold, my fingerprints, and the profile of my face And then they locked away the only hell my mama ever ever raised And I'd sing 'Precious memories', take me back to the good ol' days' Let me hear mama singing, 'Rock of Ages, Cleft for Me' She tried to turn me on to Jesus, but I turned on to the devil's ways And I turned out to be the only hell my mama ever raised She tried to turn me on to Jesus, but I turned on to the devil's ways And I turned out to be the only hell my mama ever raised
Holdin' A Good Hand
Lee Greenwood.
They say love is a gamble you can win or lose Well life dealt me a queen the day I found you. Now the cards are in my favor and I'm gonna play You're the one I've waited for and I'm gonna hold on tight. And I'm holding a good hand, I bet my life on you I'm not gonna let go, Now that I found a heart that's true I just want a full house and a little piece of land And I'll walk through life holding a good hand Well I played the game and I've paid the price And I don't mind saying that I've lost once or twice But there ain't no doubt that my luck came through When you came along and I reached out for you And I'm holding a good hand, I bet my life on you I'm not gonna let go, Now that I found a heart that's true I just want a full house and a little piece of land And I'll walk through life holding a good hand Chorus And I'm holding a good hand, I bet my life on you I'm not gonna let go, Now that I found a heart that?s true I just want a full house and a little piece of land And I'll walk through life holding a good hand I just want a full house and a little piece of land And I'll walk through life holding a Good hand
One Pair, Two Pair Three of a kind. 7-card Stud. Eights are wild.
Writer(s): Rob Crosby, Johnny Few https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Crosby https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holdin%27_a_Good_Hand
Ray Stevens
- "I'm My Own Grandpa"
- "Gitarzan", original when he was young, not the later music video, which isn't as good.
- "The Quarantine Song" (2020)
- "If 10 Percent is good Enough for Jesus", tax song (2012 performance).
- "Sittin' Up with the Dead", around 2015, and the even better music video
- "Erik the Awful", brutal and tenacious, you could run but you could not hide...
- "Surfin'USSR"
Ordinary Songs
- Diane Taraz is very good.
- The Leaves Be Green", King's Singers.
Fauci Song
- In https://rasmusen.org/special/Fauci_Song.pdf PDF] and Word. Bill Frezza.
Mac Davis: Oh Lord, It's Hard to be Humble
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble When you're perfect in every way I can't wait to look in the mirror Cause I get better looking each day To know me is to love me I must be a hell of a man Oh Lord It's hard to be humble, But I'm doing the best that I can I used to have a girlfriend, But I guess she just couldn't compete, With all of these love-starved women, Who keep cowering at my feet Oh I probably could find me another, But I guess they're all in awe of me Who cares? I never get lonesome Cause I treasure my own company Oh Lord it's hard to be humble When you're perfect in every way (I can't wait to look in the mirror) I can't wait to look in the mirror (Help me out now! Come on) I get better looking each day (To know me is to what?) To know me is to love me (Must be a hell of man) I must be a hell of a man (Oh Lord It's hard) Oh Lord It's hard to be humble, (When you're doing what?) We're doing the best that we can I guess you could say I'm a loner A cowboy out lone, tough, and proud I could have lots of friends if I wanted But then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd Some folks say that I'm egotistical Hell I don't even know what that means I guess it has something to do With the way that I fill out my skin tight with jeans Oh Lord it's hard to be humble (When you're perfect in every way) When you're perfect in every way (Can't wait to look in the mirror) I can't wait to look in the mirror ('Cause I get better looking) I get better looking each day (To know me is to what?) To know me is to love me (Must be a hell of man) I must be a hell of a man (Oh Lord It's hard) Oh Lord It's hard to be humble, (What are we doing?) We're doing the best that we can (One more time, what are we doing?) We're doing the best that we can <\pre>Foreign Languages
Latin
*Gaudeamus Igitur, with a good rendition outside by a Glasgow students' choir in 2021.
Send in the Clowns, and Sondheim generally
*https://www.steynonline.com/11936/send-in-the-clowns#.YadcBPGuLPs.twitter Mark Steyn's article] (2021).
I'm My Own Grandpa
*Sung by Ray Stevens in a video, but originally from the 1940's. THe lyrics of "I'm My Own Grandpa":Many, many years ago
When I was twenty three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as can be This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon they too were wed"Rainbow Stew"
Merle Haggard:When the world wide war is over and done
And the dream of peace comes true
We'll all be drinking that free bubble up
And eating that rainbow stew."I Watched It All On My Radio,"
Lionel Cartwright:And on Saturday night when the skies were all clear
A station from Nashville sometimes would appear
The steel guitars and soft southern twang
The stars of the Grand Ole Opry would sing
And I had a seat on the very front row
And I watched it all on my radio
I watched it all on my radio