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Species of Lout

Posted on April 2, 2015July 12, 2015 by amelia admin

I can’t stand it any longer – that kind of teenage boy that lurks around every corner in every public school , the kind that collects girlfriends (who knows how) like he collects dirt and always mutters profanity no matter what the context.

These people (if you can call them human) are the reason I am not a murderer these days. You can’t kill the decent people or you’ll be left with the louts, but you don’t want to kill the louts because it’s just too much effort with not much satisfaction.

Ach! And then they pass by moaning as they watch porn on their school iPads, and then their voices crack, and then I feel like throwing them in a lake with a tremendous catapult or dumping them in with a bulldozer.

Once in a blue moon I feel sorry for them and wonder what problems they are going through. But I usually nip in the bud any hint of sympathy  and try to find somewhere to hide where I don’t have to listen to their slurred voices drawling, moaning and babbling on and on about their “women” and their video games.

Okay I’m done now.

farewell

 

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    About Amelia

    Amelia Buzzard is a freelance writer. She graduated in 2021 from Hillsdale College summa cum laude with degrees in philosophy and German and currently resides in upstate New York.

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