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MUSTACHE Questions: Gallery of Philosophers With Facial Hair

Posted on December 2, 2017October 13, 2019 by amelia admin

 

Here be whiskers.

Nietzszchszxchzche “Most Pessimistic”

Marx “Most Optimistic”

Oops; not you. Let’s try again.

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Hobbes “Most Realistic”

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Calvin “Was Predestined to Be on This List”

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G.K. Chesterton “Defended Common Sense Before it Was Cool”

Socrates “Best Teacher”

 

Epicurus “Started the YOLO fad”

 

Einstein “Most Cheesy Quotes”

So inspirational…

 

Heidegger “Best at Compartmentalizing Different Aspects of the Dasein”

Special Appearance Awards:

Confucius “Best Eyebrows”

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Boethius “Sassiest Stache”

Thoreau “Best Amish Beard”

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And Farewell.

 

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  • 1 thought on “MUSTACHE Questions: Gallery of Philosophers With Facial Hair”

    1. Linoba says:
      December 3, 2017 at 4:55 pm

      LOL. Apparently LOL is to short to post, so laugh out loud, my dear! Laugh loud and long. Ok, here’s my piece of oddity for the day 🙂

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    About Amelia

    Amelia Rasmusen Buzzard is a freelance writer. She graduated in 2021 from Hillsdale College summa cum laude with degrees in philosophy and German and currently resides in upstate New York.

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