Everyone, I just found a pic of the main character in my novel! But it’s kind of sad. See, I’ve lost interest in my novel’s plot and most of the characters, so I’m probably going to abandon it. I’ll keep the characters I like, but the plot is DEAD to me. I have disowned it. Ne’er the less, here below is Coal, looking prettier than he is in my imagination, but still, in essence, Coal. Farewell, Coal. Your story is already over, having scarcely begun. 
WHY?!? Why are you abandoning the novel Amelia?!? It’s a great story! We will have to discuss this when we skype!!!
Can we skype today at 4:00 your time?
You’re hilarious … and you sound like a true writer!
How ruthless Amelia. I’d better stay out of your plots or I might get eliminated!
No! You’re too cool of a character, Dad! I couldn’t abandon you!
Although, actually I could make you die a dramatic death to make my readers cry, like when Dumbledore died. Yeah; I’d probably do that. You would be too cool of a character to die naturally.
I think you should resurrect him and involve him somehow with Nia.
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