A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the second part causes the reader to reinterpret the first half. It is quite hilarious. Here are some examples:
- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
- Some people are like Slinkies. . . . not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when one tumbles down the stairs.
- I used to be indecisive – now I’m not sure.
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
- Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until they speak.
- I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. . . . not screaming and yelling like the people in his car.
- Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.